I can’t imagine a greater indication that we’re living in the End Times than the Pirates of the Caribbean franchise. The popularity of this utter drivel has convinced me that idiocy has finally become the norm in this country. This movie operates slightly above the intellectual level of an average three year old. And who should be surprised by that since Pirates was based on a ride at Disneyland. What has surprised me is the buzz and critical praise this vomit has received. And please, this undeserved praise for Johnny Depp makes me sick to my stomach. Do any of you believe this was a difficult role for Mr. Depp? No. He was cashing out so he could continue living the lifestyle he’s accustomed to while enjoying the freedom of choosing projects he feels excited about. Projects that don’t have multi-million dollar budgets for their star’s salaries.
This summer the third installment of Pirates will defecate on movie screens across the world. You, or someone you know, with far below average intelligence probably looks forward to watching the new Pirates. But don’t let these Hollywood maggots take advantage of the retarded. Please, write your congressman or congresswoman and press them to pass legislation that will create criminal penalties for those who produce such abortions on film. Only then will moronic producers think twice before presenting this shit to an enfeebled public which knows no better.