Machete Kills movie review

Machete Kills movie review

Danny Trejo is back as Machete! And this time, he’s the just one who can save America from overall destruction !!!!!!! Jeremy assesses “Machete Kills”! See more …
Video Score: 4 / 5

24 comments… add one
  • Jesse Dawson November 10, 2013, 6:22 am

    Machete Kills did not make enough money to support the making of a sequel.
    Machete Kills Again is not gonna happen.

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  • huyiyooo November 10, 2013, 6:58 am

    Man of Steel did not earn an awesometacular. Get that fanboy? If you are
    one of the few that liked it THAT much than fine, but many people did not
    like it or were disappointed with it. I enjoyed it, but was disappointed
    with it.

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  • ottoismy1dog November 10, 2013, 7:13 am

    Machete Don’t Tweet!

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  • Logan Cignoli November 10, 2013, 8:10 am

    No he didn’t. Man of Steel got Buy it on Blu-ray.

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  • dex lee November 10, 2013, 9:03 am

    Please review Black Dynamite… I’d love to hear your take on it…

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  • Al Dakiller November 10, 2013, 9:06 am

    Then need to reboot the franchise after that stinker.

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  • Al Dakiller November 10, 2013, 9:07 am

    This movie was incredibly racist against whites. And I’m Mexican.

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  • Luis Aviles November 10, 2013, 9:37 am

    It was sarcasm,i love his reviews,i agree like 80% of the time with him

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  • Luis Aviles November 10, 2013, 10:20 am

    nice review,but could without all the hand action,just expressions will do.

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  • Garron Helm November 10, 2013, 11:13 am

    God damn it! Man of Steel wasn’t supposed to be the blue boy scout
    Superman, it was a rebirth! A new take on Kal-El, let that register you
    tards.

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  • Luis DeVita November 10, 2013, 11:59 am

    Wanna know what I think? I don’t know how the fuck anybody THOGUHT man of
    steel was a disappointment. Everyone in the world is to damn needy to
    actually enjoy a movie for what it is that’s why they have to pick at it.
    Go fuck yourselves your idiots

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  • XDnumbersnlettersXD November 10, 2013, 12:50 pm

    I live in Vegas :3

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  • TheParadozia November 10, 2013, 12:54 pm

    Dude it’s not about hype. It’s about quality over quantity which
    Christopher Nolan understand and it shows that on screen. If you didn’t
    like the Batman trilogy, fine, but don’t throw your opinions like it’s
    facts.

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  • chump pimpmobile November 10, 2013, 1:38 pm

    oh dear god i cant believe i paid to see this movie it was very very shity

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  • HiHats21 November 10, 2013, 2:07 pm

    Man of Steel was awesome? You’ve never read one freaking Superman comic in
    your entire life, I guess. And how old are you anyway?

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  • SWAM2 November 10, 2013, 2:37 pm

    I think I will definitely love this movie!

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  • wasogrunge November 10, 2013, 2:39 pm

    Dude you have no idea about movies. Get a life you’re neither a critic nor
    an expert. You just have internet access.

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  • bramin123 November 10, 2013, 2:55 pm

    But… Man Of Steel is fucking overrated shit!

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  • kaigen999 November 10, 2013, 3:48 pm

    Evil Dead…. the original is my favorite

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  • Jesus Martinez November 10, 2013, 4:20 pm

    The Double D’s are fucking funny XD

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  • noahfoxx November 10, 2013, 5:02 pm

    Danny Trejo’s my mom’s cousin.

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  • Garrick Groover November 10, 2013, 5:19 pm

    It’s one of the most misunderstood and underrated films of the year.

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  • Jorunn Skald King November 10, 2013, 5:49 pm

    While I agree with you my friend, the dude does have a point. I mean Batman
    movies (in my opinion) are just a bit overrated. I mean they’re great
    movies, easily an 8.5. But the fact that they’re considered as one of the
    best movies of all time is a bit too much. Again just my opinion and I
    don’t wanna start a fanboy war

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  • Gabriel Armstrong November 10, 2013, 6:25 pm

    The funny,weird,interesting and WTF thing is that Machete,though I know
    it’s trailer appears in Grindhouse is actually (and it has been confirmed
    by Danny Trejo in some interviews) a spin-off of the Spy Kids series also
    created by Robert Rodriguez and there’s where that character first appeared
    (played by Danny Trejo) as “Uncle Machete”…A lot of people still don’t
    know that but here I am to say it and you can search for this,if you can
    ask Danny or Robert themselves they will confirm you this.

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