Danny Trejo is back as Machete! And this time, he’s the just one who can save America from overall destruction !!!!!!! Jeremy assesses “Machete Kills”! See more …
Video Score: 4 / 5
Machete Kills movie review
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Jesse Dawson November 10, 2013, 6:22 am
Machete Kills did not make enough money to support the making of a sequel.
Machete Kills Again is not gonna happen.
huyiyooo November 10, 2013, 6:58 am
Man of Steel did not earn an awesometacular. Get that fanboy? If you are
one of the few that liked it THAT much than fine, but many people did not
like it or were disappointed with it. I enjoyed it, but was disappointed
with it.
ottoismy1dog November 10, 2013, 7:13 am
Machete Don’t Tweet!
Logan Cignoli November 10, 2013, 8:10 am
No he didn’t. Man of Steel got Buy it on Blu-ray.
dex lee November 10, 2013, 9:03 am
Please review Black Dynamite… I’d love to hear your take on it…
Al Dakiller November 10, 2013, 9:06 am
Then need to reboot the franchise after that stinker.
Al Dakiller November 10, 2013, 9:07 am
This movie was incredibly racist against whites. And I’m Mexican.
Luis Aviles November 10, 2013, 9:37 am
It was sarcasm,i love his reviews,i agree like 80% of the time with him
Luis Aviles November 10, 2013, 10:20 am
nice review,but could without all the hand action,just expressions will do.
Garron Helm November 10, 2013, 11:13 am
God damn it! Man of Steel wasn’t supposed to be the blue boy scout
Superman, it was a rebirth! A new take on Kal-El, let that register you
tards.
Luis DeVita November 10, 2013, 11:59 am
Wanna know what I think? I don’t know how the fuck anybody THOGUHT man of
steel was a disappointment. Everyone in the world is to damn needy to
actually enjoy a movie for what it is that’s why they have to pick at it.
Go fuck yourselves your idiots
XDnumbersnlettersXD November 10, 2013, 12:50 pm
I live in Vegas :3
TheParadozia November 10, 2013, 12:54 pm
Dude it’s not about hype. It’s about quality over quantity which
Christopher Nolan understand and it shows that on screen. If you didn’t
like the Batman trilogy, fine, but don’t throw your opinions like it’s
facts.
chump pimpmobile November 10, 2013, 1:38 pm
oh dear god i cant believe i paid to see this movie it was very very shity
HiHats21 November 10, 2013, 2:07 pm
Man of Steel was awesome? You’ve never read one freaking Superman comic in
your entire life, I guess. And how old are you anyway?
SWAM2 November 10, 2013, 2:37 pm
I think I will definitely love this movie!
wasogrunge November 10, 2013, 2:39 pm
Dude you have no idea about movies. Get a life you’re neither a critic nor
an expert. You just have internet access.
bramin123 November 10, 2013, 2:55 pm
But… Man Of Steel is fucking overrated shit!
kaigen999 November 10, 2013, 3:48 pm
Evil Dead…. the original is my favorite
Jesus Martinez November 10, 2013, 4:20 pm
The Double D’s are fucking funny XD
noahfoxx November 10, 2013, 5:02 pm
Danny Trejo’s my mom’s cousin.
Garrick Groover November 10, 2013, 5:19 pm
It’s one of the most misunderstood and underrated films of the year.
Jorunn Skald King November 10, 2013, 5:49 pm
While I agree with you my friend, the dude does have a point. I mean Batman
movies (in my opinion) are just a bit overrated. I mean they’re great
movies, easily an 8.5. But the fact that they’re considered as one of the
best movies of all time is a bit too much. Again just my opinion and I
don’t wanna start a fanboy war
Gabriel Armstrong November 10, 2013, 6:25 pm
The funny,weird,interesting and WTF thing is that Machete,though I know
it’s trailer appears in Grindhouse is actually (and it has been confirmed
by Danny Trejo in some interviews) a spin-off of the Spy Kids series also
created by Robert Rodriguez and there’s where that character first appeared
(played by Danny Trejo) as “Uncle Machete”…A lot of people still don’t
know that but here I am to say it and you can search for this,if you can
ask Danny or Robert themselves they will confirm you this.